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Me? I’m fucking fantastic. Still on vacation as I should be. You know I’m 100% chillin coz I didn’t even pathetically (ingeniously) stream Coachella (the only way to consume it. Ain’t nobody got time for all that dust, must and distrust! & that’s no shade) just watched clips.
I was considering releasing this post earlier today but I was doing my nails, and in life it’s essential to have your priorities in order. Or is it?
DL: DALAI LAMA, DEVIANT LIPS
For reasons unknown Big Dog of Buddhism, the Dalai Lama (DL) kissed and asked a little boy in India to suck on his tongue…after the child asked for a simple hug. I am at a loss for why this would’ve happened:
I'm of the personal belief that kissing might even be more intimate than sex… I mean someone is all up in your mouth! You really gotta like that person.
According to my research the current DL is the 14th one ever, and he was selected when he was 2 years old after an older monk had a vision of his house & village. They knew the young DL was next up after he pointed at the older DL’s things and saying “it’s mine, it’s mine!”
We all know how troubled child stars are but I’m failing to possess sympathy for his transgressions.
Should DL be removed? I know Buddha says life is suffering but should the world have to suffer through him his status after making out a minor on video tape? Buddha also says “Purity or impurity depends on oneself, no one can purify another,” so technically we don’t need DL or any leader to get us our free.
Only after getting called out online did DL issue an apology through his team saying he was just teasing the boy… and that still don’t sound right.
CASH APP KILLER
Bob Lee, the man who created Cash App was killed by his own mans —another techie Nima Momeni who allegedly passionately stabbed Lee. Momeni is said to have confronted Lee in regards to Momeni’s sister who he thought had been vibing too hard with Lee.
Before Momeni’s arrest the groupthink chatter and speculation that ensued was interesting. Silicon Valley Bros were all up in arms blaming the slaying on San Franciscan homelessness…it does not surprise me that the 1% rushed to blame the poors. Meanwhile Conspiracy Theorists thought it was a by product of a bad business deal or a contract killing from the government/banks— due to the threat of decentralized digital monies.
Come to find out it was over a woman, our power.
YT PRIVILEGE IS ON FYRE
Only in America can someone (mainly YT’s) with the following Wikipedia entry —
be awarded more attention & yet another opportunity to scam us all again
LimeWire (raised me) did their big one with the response. Sure, they was scammers too— but for the betterment of the people, not the individual. That’s when scamming is appropriate.
DAMIEN HIRST RUIN RUINED
This story caught my eye this week it was like poetry or parody… can’t tell which one.
A lady in Florida who could’ve been drunk, high, or just Floridian — drove her Rolls Royce into some hedge fund dudes’s Damien Hirst (first AI artist?) artwork.
The $3MM sculpture is a fake ruin made to look like a Sphinx covered in coral reef…which may be disrespectful to God & Africans if you think about it.
The crazy driver lady, 66 (angel #) ‘s identity cannot be found by our research team— it’s giving complexion for the protection!
BAD COP, SNITCH BOT
Your doofy ass Mayor, Eric Adams announced the return of the robot cop dog & introduced the Snitch Bot -- both machines that will be used to police people.
What about a machine to kill rats— I’m into that. I’d hate on Adams more but the weather is nice and I’m tryna be outside
NEITHER HERE NOR THERE
Enough late and bad news— now for something more—”it’s cute I guess.”
Nicki Minaj has remixed Ice Spice’s Princess Diana but in my opinion has only contributed to things visually. The song was already good, and arguably not made any better.
It must be noted that this is Ice’s most polished iconography thus far— from visual frame to fashions— which is a great thing.
Nicki thew her usual shots at rap girls on the track. But what’s most important here is the business. For the song, Nicki signed a distribution deal with her own label, Heavy on It and Lucian Grainge’s son’s 10K Projects, where Ice is signed.
A lot of the reason why it’s said Nicki throws subs is she feels used by other lady rappers who she thinks are just trying to capitalize vs genuinely collab with her. This time around— Nicki’s in control right along with Spice - both being able to monetize the moment. We’ll see how long this union lasts 💗
RAE SREMMURD RETURNS
Mostly everything is not the best… but some things are really great. Rae Sremmurd released an album that wasn’t promoted that well, Sremm4Life. So many good songs, feels like Summer 2016
See you soon hotties!