I still don’t understand why Drake didn’t troll back with his own Sims video after everyone was making those sassy alts of him — switching his hips to the song that this volume’s title comes from.
Speaking of sassy alts, this picture of the pope in a bubble that went viral this week is unfortunately not real. It’s all about the hands with these ai photos.
Since nothing even matters, who cares if it’s fake he still had that shit on!
Catholics were also in the news yesterday when the Episcopal Diocese of New York apologized for its’ role in slavery. They admitted that enslaved people built many of their NYC buildings and yet many of their descendants were denied access after emancipation.
Naturally, the Diocese mentioned they’re raising funds for reparations…lol. 🧐
My first immediate request for the Vatican is for them to order Italy based fashion house Moncler to issue me this banned blackface puffer for free. I always wanted her.
Sure it’s racist — but I’m black so I can’t be.
Speaking of black— co-founder of iconic Chicago based beauty company Soft Sheen - Edward Garner has passed away.
Clearly successful— he was co-owner of the Bulls — but more importantly Gardner was a community activist and developer, he created a theater, a non profit and organized protests.
Rest in Peace.
Thank you for taking the time to care for your people.
When you don’t take care of your people— dire things can happen….
This week, shamed Latinx rapper and federal informant who snitched on his “friends” Tekashi 69 was caught lacking in a LA fitness.
I won’t post the video of him getting pummeled by several men in the sauna, but let’s just say he looked like Martin did after his scuffle with Tommy Hearns
Look at those likkle shorts, and puffers are clearly the theme this week. Allegedly, Tekashi was finally beat up by members of the Latin King gang. I personally have only favorable memories with the organized group.
One time in high school, I slept outside of BAM for Jay-Z tickets and these generous Latin King & Queens let me hang out in their golden yellow tent to keep warm. I didn’t have to get jumped in, speak Spanish or nothing!
It’s important to take care of people.
Uganda, on the other hand doesn’t care about its’ people. The African nation passed a super homophobic law this week stating that they will be banning being gay which is super crazy.
Not to judge a bird by its’ colors but the national bird of Uganda looks super gay to me, will she/he/they be out of a job… like Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben?
Our African bredren in Uganda have certainly lost their mind but it’s actually white people’s fault (like most things— no shade!).
Uganda’s warped homophobic ideals are rooted in American evangelical Christianity. Click here to read more on that.
Keeping up with the horrible news somebody (prolly yt) decided to change the iconic I <3 NY logo to this and everyone with eyes hates it.
Why is the heart so doofy and not aligned with the text? What font is this?
It’s all bad. The original logo was made in 1977 (one of the best years I wasn’t alive for) by Milton Glaser while he was stuck in traffic in the back of the cab.
Real New York shit that shouldn’t be messed with— like me, or the metro card.
I was going to write about Eric Adams’ son’s album release party
or the fact that his father wants to ban bedroom windows
but we’ve discussed enough nonsensical misery this week.
The reality is…the real world is super ghetto and unkept.
I hope ai don’t take my job, but who really wants to work? I just want to prance around like a simulation
and write my little silly newsletter.
Which you should subscribe to if you’re not already.
So happy your newsletter is back.